The new Xbox One controller
“It can read your heartbeat”
I̔̓͏̟̱T̯͚͍͚̭͈̦ͣ’̧̦̪̣̦̜̻̒̓̋ͨ͟S̖͙̗͇̪͚̈́̎ͯ̀̄͢ͅ ̦̥̱̠̖̟̩̩̓ͣ͗̐̾̂͂̓̉͠͠͠H̶̵͍̦ͪ̋ͥ͢A͈͓̥͚̳̼̺̤̭ͪ̿͋͞M̢̡͓̿ͦ̇̾ͥ͒̀̈́̀T̡͖̟̲͔͓̄ͅA̪̩̬͖͙̟͍̲̲͂̄̇̿̈́R̫͙͔̲͔̯ͪ̓̊͆̎̑ͭ̕Ơ̜̪͇̼̩͇͙͙̤̅ͮ͊͑̏̈́̒̀̏ ̜̼̩̣͍̗ͪ̐̊̄̈ͯ̇̊͢T̳̙ͪI̷̷̡͚̭͇̠̪̫̩̞ͭ̔͒̓ͯ̈ͦ͒M̧̼̤̎͊̒ͥ̈́͌̇ͭ́̚E̅͆̾ͨ̅̓̽҉̭̰
why did the road cross the chicken?
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