~//.Mission :: Redefine "Normal"
Keefey: its always a word with you
Keefey: tell me im pretty dammit
Kiyo: dammit? awesome
Kiyo: i like cheese on my eggles
Keefey: well leggo my eggles before i pickle your kumquat
Kiyo: pish posh silly aardvark, i'll twart your hinney
Keefey: you think youre cool corduroy just because your a bear who also make clothes
Kiyo: as long as yu recognize. WORD!!.
Kiyo: cheese those crackers sucka fucka
Kiyo: the goal is to defy sentence logic and have a more entertaining conversation
Keefey: we have to extend far beyond wat others perceive as normal
Keefey: only a few will understand
Kiyo: project : redefine what "normal" shall benormal = slightly insane
Kiyo: orrrrrrr..... chronic psychotic... hehe
Keefey: sounds alot better...look a shark --->>
Kiyo: the penguin of destiny
Keefey: ha scared it awayKiyo: ha!... he didnt run,, he got backup. how ya like them applez
Keefey: SHITKeefey: get them chris putnam
Kiyo: oppsKiyo: pposKiyo: psoa
Kiyo: spell the fucking wird right
Kiyo: -----------Keefey: sentence fail
Keefey: pacman beets all
Kiyo: never saw it coming
Keefey: thats right, expect the unexpectedly awesome
Kiyo: contradictory statement... how can i expect what i cant expect..
Keefey: by not expecting itKiyo: - - - - - brain sizzles derp
Kiyo: sounds yummy. ill have mines with extra cheese
Keefey: um how bout hot sauce and beef jerky. hold the jizz
Kiyo: FOR SHIZZLY!!! and ranchero
Keefey: pssst, i think that family has a whore. she has red lipstick
Keefey: why do u think the first guy is smiling so hard
Kiyo: he's a social retard.. he smiles at wallpaper
Keefey: ah that would explain the restraining order he got from peoples magazine
Kiyo: yea.. he reeeeeally liked thier reception table.. he even proposed to it. bought the ring and everything... I mean.. it wasnt even real wood.. he can do better
Keefey: alot better. but i cant talk, i proposed to a mattress once, it was one of them sleep number mattresses. but it left me for a foam mattress
Keefey: sooo in the end i was stuck doing a snuggie instead
Kiyo: tragic.. thats why people order off those late night shows. love is painful.. my pillow left me.. i guess i wasnt giving it good head?!
Keefey: u know the same thing happened to my toilet. guess it got tired of all my shit
Kiyo: i had to get out of tht situation too.. mines wanted me to give it a rim job... YOU COULNT PAY ME!... it was never clean anyway. ew
Keefey: yea mine was a dirty little whore. i caught it doing the same to my mom and little sisters. its fine because i was having an affair with my gloves anyway. they told me i had a way with my fingers
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